Cellphone Survey

Monday, August 25, 2008

Most people can't live without their cell phone, so here's a survey about it.

Okay. Go grab your phone!

1. What color is your phone?
Black and Silver.
2. Who 's the first person who comes up under the letter M?
Mama.
3. Who's the last person you called?
Kim Tugay.
4. Who was your last missed call from?
Mina.
5. Who's the 2nd person who miss called?
Juzel.
6. Who's speed dial 2?
Papa.
7. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?
Jann.
8. Who was your last received call?
Mama.
9. Who's speed dial number 4?
Mina.
10. What is your wallpaper?
Main building ng UST.
11. How many text messages do you have?
264 sa inbox.
12. Who's speed dial number 8?
Wala e.
13 . What does the 5th message in your inbox say? And from?
"Being clever is when you believe only half of what you hear and being brilliant is when you know which half to believe." -dy0sa.
14. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
Barcelona. (Harold)
15. Who was your last text message from?
Joseph.
16. Name every person you have text messages from:
Locs, Khim, Kim Tugz, Joseph.
17. Have you seen the 101 Chuck Norris facts?
Hindi e.
18. Who's the 3rd person on your missed calls?
Mama.
19. What does the 3rd message in your Outbox/sent say?
Wala kong messages sa Outbox.
20. Who is the first name in your Phonebook?
A K O.
21. Who is the last name in your Phonebook?
Yzelle.
22. Where was your wallpaper taken?
AMV COA Building/Carpark - UST.
23. Last 4 digits of your number?
8140.
24. Sun/Globe/Smart/TM?
Globe.

A Meme from Meh

Monday, August 18, 2008

My Favorite Things. All are not mine. HAHA! Joke.

1. PC and DSL.
2. TV, DVD and horror DVDs.
3. iPod shuffle.
4. Phased-out Sony Digicam.
5. No Fear Jacket c/o "Ang Pambansang Kamao," Manny Pacquiao. Haha!
6. My "pipitsuging" Nokia cellphone. A replacement to my lost cellphoneS.
7. Multi-purpose UST ID Lace. Lol. Can be used with my keys, cellphone, ID, iPod, ballpen.
8. Fila wrist watch.
9. Ziller Real Sound.
10. Green umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh.

What are your favorite things?


Music: The Carpenters - Can't Smile Without You

Prelims Exam Week

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Whew! Tapos na rin. Haha!

Monday.
Filipino yung exam namin. Maaga akong dumating sa school kasi di na ko dumaan ng bahay. Mga one hour before the time andun na ko. Buti nga yun e. Haha! Kasi kung di ako dumating ng maaga, baka wala ako masyadong naisagot sa exam. Bakit? Kasi di naman pala kasama yung mga nireview ko sa bahay gaya ng Kasaysayan ng Wika, Morpema at Ponema. Haha! Dun ko lang nalaman yung mga kasali. Hehe! Wawa naman. Pero ayos lang naman yung quiz. Ang mahirap na part lang ay yung paglalapi. =)

Tuesday.
Mas maaga ang dating ko kesa nung Monday. Theology at Biology yung exam. Nakakalito yung True or False at Identification sa Theo pero yung iba, ayos. Haha! Sa Bio naman, sineseryoso ko yung pagrereview ng Photosynthesis. Buti nalang marami yung lumabas tungkol dun. Pero nakakaloko pa rin. Ang hirap.

Wednesday.
English ang exam. Madali naman kahit papano. Ang mahirap lang ay yung Prepositions. Haha! Ewan ko, basta nalilito ako dun. Lol.

Thursday.
Phil. History. Pinakamahirap na exam sa lahat. Nakakaloko yung test dun. Adik. Hindi namin kinaya. Hahaha!

Friday.
Simula na ng Departmental Exams. Philosophy at Algebra yung exams. Philosophy - Binasa ko talaga yung four chapters ng libro. May naintindihan naman ako. Wahehe! Ayun, naguluhan ako sa univocal, equivocal, at analogous, pati na rin sa types of definition. Hahaha! Ayos lang yung kagaya nung mga pinapaquiz samin ni Sir Pacquing. Algebra - multiple choice lahat. 23 items; 15 na 3 points each, 5 na 6 pts each, at 3 na 7 pts each. Medyo madali yung quiz kaysa sa inaasahan ko. Kasi sabi ni Sir Virty, napakahirap daw e. Hehe! Meron lang akong siguradong mali na isa. Haha! Ito yun: Which of the following is a polynomial? Haha! Sayang talaga yun. 3 points din. Dun talaga sa mga tanong na ganun ako nagkakamali e. Wahehe!

Saturday.
Last day na ng exams. BA na. Medyo mahirap yung sa Multiple Choice, lalo na dun sa organizational models. Hehe! Nakakalito e. Pero ayos na yung iba. :)

Nasa libro lang talaga lahat ng mga sagot e. Kaya dapat laging magbasa. Wahehe! LOL.


Music: Blake Lewis - How Many Words

Handwriting Analysis

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Here is my handwriting analysis. Kaibang-kaiba e. Hahaha!

Jonathan is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes.

Jonathan will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Jonathan an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other.

When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Jonathan is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story.

Jonathan is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.

Jonathan tends to write a bit smaller than the average person. When a person's letters are small and tiny, this indicates an ability to focus and concentrate. This character trait is a huge asset in careers like math, science, race car driving, and flying planes. However, if Jonathan writes tiny all of the time, he will also display characteristics of someone who is socially introverted. Jonathan will often sit on the sideline and watch others get the attention at parties. he might be willing to open up and be warm, but only in small groups or a select group of people. When he is busy working on a project, it is common for all other noises and distractions to just fade away and his ability to focus is incredible. When he says "he didn't hear you", he really means, he didn't hear you.

Jonathan will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Jonathan believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride.

Jonathan will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!

In reference to Jonathan's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Jonathan slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project.

He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Jonathan can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

Jonathan is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Jonathan basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.

Jonathan is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.

Jonathan has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.

For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Jonathan has left lots of white space on the left side of the paper. Jonathan fills up the rest of the page in a normal fashion. If this is true, then Jonathan has a healthy relationship to the past and is ready to move on. The right side of the page represents the future and Jonathan is ready and willing to get started living now and planning for the future. Jonathan would like to leave the past behind and move on.


Kung gusto mo ng ganito, punta ka lang dito. Hehe!



Music: Train - Get To Me

Googling

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Haha! Walang magawa. Sinearch ko pangalan ko sa Google. Ayun! Ito unang lumabas. Wahehe!

Name: Jonathan Barcena

Age: 19

Hometown: El Paso Texas

Heritage: Hispanic

Education: In College

Goals: To Become a driver for a NASCAR or IRL Team.

Achievements: 2004 Legend Young Lion National Champion on dirt. 2004 El Paso Speedway Park and Southern New Mexico Speedway Rookie of the Year. 2004 Semi pro Texas State Champion. 2005, 2006, 2007 Texas State pro Champion.


Music: Justin Timberlake - Senorita

080808

Friday, August 8, 2008

Otso-otso-otso na!

Swerte daw sabi nila. Hehe! Once in a century lang nangyayari 'to at ayon sa balita, mas mananaig ang kamalasan kaysa kaswertehan sa araw na ito. Ah okay. lol.

Wala kaming pasok dahil kay St. Dominic of Guzman (Sto. Domingo de Guzman). Ito ang araw para mag-aral ng matindi. Preliminary exam na next week at seseryosohin ko ang pagrereview sa Filipino dahil medyo hindi maganda ang resulta ng quizzes ko dun. Hehe!

Opening na ng Olympics 2008 sa Beijing. Wahehe!


Music: Jon McLaughlin - Beating My Heart

Prelims na

Saturday, August 2, 2008

One week nalang, Prelims exam na. Hehe! Sched ng exam namin:

August
11 - Filipino
12 - Theology and Biology
13 - English
14 - Phil. History
15 - Philosophy and Algebra
16 - Business Ad.

Buti nalang one or two course/s per day lang. Kaya lang bigatin ang test sa Aug. 15 - PHILO!! Pinacompute sa 'min yung quizzes at recitation namin at kung ilan ang kelangan para makakuha ng 70% sa prelims grade. Kelangan ko pang maka-65/100 sa prelims sa Philo. Pero dapat makakuha pa ko ng mas mataas dun. Naks! HAHAHA! Makaya ko sana. :)

Isa pa yung Bio. Wahh!! Bagsak ako sa first quiz dun. Tapos yung second quiz, di ko pa alam pero sa tingin ko bagsak pa rin kasi di ako masyado nakapagbasa nun. Nasa libro daw pala halos lahat ng lumabas sa quiz. Katamaran kasi e. Aww... Mukhang ako ang mabibigyan ng P25 worth of cellphone load ah. Nagpustahan kasi kami ni Vince na kung sino mas mataas sa 2nd quiz sa Bio, loloadan yung mas mababa. Hindi ito nangangahulugan na hindi ko sineryoso yung quiz para magkaload. Hahaha! Dapat seryosohin kasi future namin yun. Wahehe!

Okay naman ang mga resulta ng quizzes ko sa Phil. History, English, BA at Algebra. Pasang-awa!!! Hahaha! Di ko lang alam sa Theology. Wahaha!


Music: Matt White - I'll Be There

Baha sa Espana

June 26. Unang experience ko ng baha sa Espana simula nung nag-aral ako sa UST ay nung Campus Tour namin. Nagsimula yung Campus Tour ng College of Accountancy ng mga 1 PM. Medyo mainit-init pa. Starting point ay yung Plaza Mayor tapos sa field, Gym, UST Publishing House, CFAD Building, Arch of the Centuries nang biglang BOOM! Lumabas si Kapitan Boom! Nyahehe! Kurne! Nang biglang lumakas ang ulan. Tinigil muna yung Campus Tour dahil napakalakas na ng ulan. Sumilong muna kami sa Alumni Hallway. Wala namang nangyayari, nagpapakabasa lang kami. Haha! Kaya dumiretso kami sa carpark. Sinabi na di na tuloy ang Campus Tour. Wahehe! Malas e. Uwian na. Pero pagkatapos ng malakas na pagbuhos ng ulan na madalian, uuwi na sana ko. Pero nagsilabasan ang mga ipis na nangangahulugang may panganib. Hehe! Pagkakita ko, baha na agad pala. Ang bilis! Buti nalang nakita ko si Mike. Naghanap kami ng daan papalabas ng UST. At yun ay yung sa may sports complex at engineering building. Grabe e. Adventure talaga yun. Nagpedicab na si Mike puntang LRT Legarda. Naglakad ako sa Loyola St. at sumakay dun sa dela Fuente St.

July 16. Pangalawa ay papunta naman. Umaga palang, malakas na yung ulan kaya hindi natuloy yung P.E. namin. Umuwi na muna ko. Tapos nung papasok na ko para sa regular class, tae! Baha na naman! Tinry kong lakarin, pero wala. Makahanap man ako ng daan, baha pa rin yung susunod. Haha! Kaya nagtricycle nalang ako. P20 rin yun. Sa Dapitan pa entrance namin. Kaya nalate ako ng 15 mins. Yun pala ay wala naman si Ma'am Bron. Nagmadali pa naman ako. Haha!

July 31. Nitong Thursday lang. 2 PM nun nang biglang lumakas yung ulan. Umaasa kami na isususpend na yung klase kasi baka maabutan na naman ng baha. Pero wala. Nagpatuloy ang klase. Akala ko, walang baha. Pero nung nasa hallway na ko, daming tao, kaya yun, baha nga! Nagsilabasan na naman ang mga ipis. Hehehe! Nakasalubong ko si Llana. Naghanap kami ng daan para makalabas. Nilakad namin mula alumni hallway hanggang main gate ng P. Noval. Layo. Dumaan pa kami ng stage. Hahaha! Nilakad namin hanggang Espana. Syempre baha-baha pa rin sa may gilid kaya adventure ulit yun. Haha! Tinry sumakay ni Llana ng pedicab tungo sa LRT Legarda. Kaya ako nalang mag-isa. Nang biglang may tumawag sa kin. Si Kleng pala, elementary classmate. Hehe! May hinihintay siya. Tapos sumunod sa 'kin si Llana kasi mahal yung pedicab. Tinawid namin hanggang dun sa kabilang overpass dun sa may McDo, KFC, 7-11. Dun sa may Lerma na ata yun. Hehehe! Nilakad namin hanggang sa makasakay na siya ng pedicab. Naghanap nalang ako ng daan. Tinry kong sumakay sa may Loyola St. Pero wala akong napala. Kaya hanap pa rin ako ng daan, umaasa na makakasakay ng jeep. Hanggang sa malapit na pala ko sa bahay. Hahaha! Hindi ako namasahe pero parang ganun din. P5 + P2 sa pagtawid sa bangko. Ehehe! 5 na ko nakauwi. Waahh!!! Ayoko na. Hehe!

Bawat araw ng baha may kakaibang adventure e. HAHA!


Music: Paramore: Misery Business

College Dictionary

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Absent - protest to a lousy teacher

Allowance - force that motivates you to go to school

Ballpen - bestseller of the bookstore

Bonus - the key to pass the exam

Clinic - home of the best actors and actresses

Eraser - throwable weapon of an angry teacher

I.D. - alternative ruler to draw a straight line

Late - happens when the teacher arrives earlier than expected

Studying - causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill

Tomorrow - deadline

Uniform - where you wipe your wet hands after going to CR


Music: Fergie - Here I Come

Google your name

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Type in the following and choose the first choice (that makes sense) that appears on the list.

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search:
+ Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards.

2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
+ Jonathan looks like he is about to lose the game.

3. Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
+ Jonathan likes to Sing.

4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
+ Jonathan says Goodbye.

5. Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
+ Jonathan wants to smoke, drink and sniff.

6. Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
+ Jonathan does the Spider Man dance at a birthday party.

7. Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
+ Jonathan hates the way he feels.

8. Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
+ Jonathan goes Country.

9. Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
+ Jonathan loves Heroes.

10. Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
+ Jonathan is that brilliant little fire that burns within us all, that lives only for those moments when we reach perfection.


Music: Matt White - New York Girls

from Locs

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Tungkol sa School. Wahehe!

PRE-SCHOOL:
1. Ano ang sinasabi mo noong bata ka pa na gusto mong maging paglaki mo?
- doktor. naulul lang.
2. Ano ang isang bagay na na-enjoy mong gawin noon?
- maglaro.
3. Bakit?
- bata pa ko nun eh.
4. Anong age ka ba pumasok?
- 3 o 4 ata.
5. Sinong teacher mo noon?
- wala na kong maalala. hehe!
6. Anong pangyayari ang hindi mo makalimutan?
- yung natamaan ako sa mata nung hinagis na bagay nung kaklase ko. ayun! bulag! :))
7. Kilala mo pa mga teachers mo?
- hindi na.
8. Iyakin ka ba noon?
- siguro.
9. Hinahatid kba pg papuntang school?
- hindi ko na alam eh.

GRADE SCHOOL:
10. Gagu ba principal nyo?
- di nga eh.
11. Anong paborito mong laro?
- moro-moro.
12. May club ka bang sinalihan?
- wala eh.
13. maingay ka ba nuon?
- hindi naman. hindi talaga.
14. May kinakatakutan ka bang teacher?
- meron din naman kahit papano.
15. Bakit?
- wala lang. siguro sa itsura? wahaha!
16. Pano ka pumupunta sa school?
- service.
17. Marunong ka na bang mag-commute ng panahong ito?
- hindi pa.
18. Paano ka mag-aral?
- yung aral ng normal na bata.
19. Mahilig ka bang kumain ng tusok-tusok?
- medyo.
20. Responsable ka bang estudyante?
- ayos lang. haha!

HIGH SCHOOL:
21. Saan ka nag-high school?
- MunSci
22. Anu mga section mo?
- avogadro, einstein, fleming, pythagoras
23. May-CAT ba kayo noon?
- meron.
24. Kumakain ka ba habang nasa klase?
- minsan. pag nasa mood.
25. Tamad ka bang pumasok?
- minsan.
26. Sinong principal nyo?
- Madeleine Ann Diaz.
27. Kilala ka ba nya? Ano tawag nya sa'yo?
- hindi eh.
28. May naging kaso ka ba nun?
- wala naman.
29. sinu-sino mga kasama mu ng hs?
- madami eh.
30. sinong siga noon?
- ewan.
31. san kau madalas nag fie2ld trip??
- isang beses lang nagfield trip. sa batangas lang.
32. ano mas gsto mo: math or science?
- math.
33. san ka madalas pumpunta after class?
- kung san-san. nung nagbukas ang SM Tunasan, dun na. Haha!
34. nag cutting class k na ba??
- hindi ata. gud.
35. pnka fave mo na section at bkit?
- einstein, fleming at pythagoras. haha! lahat na. masaya kasi e.


Music: John Farnham - You're The Voice

Happy Father's Day

Sunday, June 15, 2008

kay Papa!

at sa lahat ng mga tatay dyan. =)


God bless.

Music: D'Sound - People are People

College na

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Ito ang mga ginawa namin sa first meetings sa bawat course/subject.

First Day

Second Day


At pahabol... syempre, ang blockmates.

I-A9

Music: The Beatles - The Long and Winding Road

Nalalapit na

Monday, June 9, 2008

Waahh!!!

Napakalapit na.

Napakabilis ng panahon.

Nakakakaba.

Lilipat na ako bukas. Naeexcite na ako sa nalalapit kong paglipat ng tirahan. Naayos ko na lahat ng gamit ko para sa paglipat bukas. Ngunit hindi pa ako excited pumasok ng school. Hindi ko alam kung bakit. Hindi pa ako handa. Hindi nga ako marunong magcommute pauwi e. Kawawang bata. Ahaha!

That's all. =)

Music: The Verve Pipe - Never Let You Down

Math Math Math

Friday, June 6, 2008

Continuation ng review namin ni Khim sa Y!M. Basics lang muna.

Q: True or False: A number is either a rational or an irrational, but not both.

A: True! In decimal form, a number is either non-terminating and non-repeating (so it's an irrational) or not (so it's a rational); there is no overlap between these two number types!

Q: Ano pinagkaiba ng natural sa whole number?

A: Kapag natural un ung mga 1,2,3,4,5.. (counting numbers). Kapag whole naman, natural numbers kasama ang 0.

Q: Ano yung irrational numbers?

A: Non-terminating and non-repeating. Example: pi

Q: E ano naman tawag sa mga hindi real?

A: Imaginary

Q: True or False: An integer is a rational number.

A: True. kasi ung mga integer pwede mo naman lagyan ng /1 para maging rational e

Q: True or False: A rational is an integer.

A: False. Rational numbers are fractional. Not all fractions are integers such as 2/3.

Other information:

pag integers kasama mga negative
pag rational un ung mga fractional

tapos rational + irrational = real numbers

Music: Cassie feat. Ray J - Me and You

Reviewing Math with Khim and Jownts

May quiz daw agad si Khim sa Math (Trigo at Algeb) kaya dinamay niya ako sa pagrereview. Haha! XD

Math 101 @ Y!M

Sisipag na mga bata eh. Sa Y!M pa nagreview... ng MATH! =)

Music: McFly - Umbrella

Cellphone/Bible

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Cellphone laging hawak at ipinapakita
Bible laging nakatago at ayaw ipakita

Cellphone binibili kahit libo-libong halaga
Bible ayaw bilhin kahit isang daan halaga

Cellphone laging binabasa kung may message
Bible hindi binabasa kaya hindi makita ang message

Cellphone ayaw magasgasan
Bible okay lang kahit maalikabukan

Cellphone mahirap ipahiram baka masira
Bible madaling ipahiram kahit mawala

Cellphone nauubusan ng message
Bible laging full of message

Cellphone ay mahalagang gamit
Bible mas mahalaga kung gagamitin

Let's make a change! God loves us! Ipapasa mo kaya ito o itatago nalang. It's up to you. This is true. Let's show how GOD is very important in our life. :)

Music: James Blunt - You're Beautiful

Umbrella

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Akala ko tapos na ang paggawa ng mga cover sa kantang 'to. Waaahh!!! Ang dami kong nakitang iba pang cover versions ng Umbrella ni Rihanna. Wala akong ibang magawa kundi idownload nalang. At sa kasalukuyan, pinapatugtog ko yung mga yun. Ayan ang mga nagagawa ng mga walang magawa sa buhay. =)

Ito yung mga alam kong may version ng Umbrella:

Rihanna ft. Jay-Z
Rihanna ft. Chris Brown

Rihanna ft. Lil Mama
Mandy Moore
Marié Digby
Scott Simons
John West
Biffy Clyro
Manic Street Preachers
Plain White T's
Taylor Swift
Boyce Avenue
Lillasyster
McFly
All Time Low
Tegan and Sara
Swivel
Natalie Gauci
Vanilla Sky
Kidz Bop Kids
Amanda Palmer
The Rubyz

Hindi ko lang alam kung ayan lang. Baka may humabol pa. Lol.

Hindi naman halatang batung-bato na ko, no? Hahaha! Inuulan na ako ng Umbrella. XD

Music: Kidz Bop Kids - Umbrella

Panni Subtitols

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Ray: It's OK...
(Subtitle: Do not fine, you is just fine.)

Rachel: Is Robby OK? Are you OK?
(Subtitle: Robby do not fine, you do not fine?)

Rachel: Is it over?
(Subtitle: What that finish?)

Ray: You better be there when I get back!
(Subtitle: Better is you over there moment I return.)

Ray: Everybody just relax, OK?
(Subtitle: Altogether only is dark.)

Ogilvy: They have been planning this for a million years.
(Subtitle: Have planned since millions of last year.)

Ogilvy: This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots...
(Subtitle: This non war again between Manon and of Maget.)

Ogilvy: This is an extermination.
(Subtitle: This is abbatoir.)

Ogilvy: Take them by surprise.
(Surprise: Give surprise them.)

Ray: You don't have anything to say to her, understand?
(Subtitle: You is there something that wish to be told? Understand.)

Ray: You gotta be quiet!
(Subtitle: You have to peace.)

Soldier: Everybody down!
(Subtitle: Altogether bow!!!)

-Bob Ong

Nakakatawa, diba? Haha! Galing yan sa Stainless Longganisa ni Bob Ong. Makikita ang mga linyang yan sa piniratang DVD ng War of the Worlds (2005). Nakakatawa talaga!

Marami pa kong ilalagay dito na makukuha sa mga libro ni Bob Ong. Ipopost ko yung mga yun 'pag wala akong magawa.

Bob Ong, Idol! :D

Music: Fall Out Boy - Thriller

Sampung Palatandaan na Bored at Malungkot ka

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

10. Nakikipagkwentuhan ka muna ng mga dalawang oras gabi-gabi bago matulog. Sa sarili mo.

9. Pagkatapos ng kwentuhan, naglalaro ka ng solitaire.

8. Pagkatapos ng solitaire, nagbabasa ka ng Yellow Pages.

7. Pagkatapos magbasa, gumagawa ka ng mga gasgas na Top Ten List na tulad nito.

6. Hindi mo tinatapos ang Top Ten List na naisip mong gawin.

-Bob Ong (Stainless Longganisa)

Music: Rissi Palmer - No Air