Panni Subtitols

Ray: It's OK...
(Subtitle: Do not fine, you is just fine.)

Rachel: Is Robby OK? Are you OK?
(Subtitle: Robby do not fine, you do not fine?)

Rachel: Is it over?
(Subtitle: What that finish?)

Ray: You better be there when I get back!
(Subtitle: Better is you over there moment I return.)

Ray: Everybody just relax, OK?
(Subtitle: Altogether only is dark.)

Ogilvy: They have been planning this for a million years.
(Subtitle: Have planned since millions of last year.)

Ogilvy: This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots...
(Subtitle: This non war again between Manon and of Maget.)

Ogilvy: This is an extermination.
(Subtitle: This is abbatoir.)

Ogilvy: Take them by surprise.
(Surprise: Give surprise them.)

Ray: You don't have anything to say to her, understand?
(Subtitle: You is there something that wish to be told? Understand.)

Ray: You gotta be quiet!
(Subtitle: You have to peace.)

Soldier: Everybody down!
(Subtitle: Altogether bow!!!)

-Bob Ong

Nakakatawa, diba? Haha! Galing yan sa Stainless Longganisa ni Bob Ong. Makikita ang mga linyang yan sa piniratang DVD ng War of the Worlds (2005). Nakakatawa talaga!

Marami pa kong ilalagay dito na makukuha sa mga libro ni Bob Ong. Ipopost ko yung mga yun 'pag wala akong magawa.

Bob Ong, Idol! :D

Music: Fall Out Boy - Thriller

Superhero Movie

Starring Drake Bell (Drake and Josh) and Sara Paxton (Aquamarine). Hehe!

Pinanood ko kasama sina Neri at Roanne sa Festival kahapon pagkagaling sa UST. Laughtrip eh! Haha! Walang ibang ginawa kundi tumawa. Haha! Enjoy naman kahit papano, kahit medyo kurne.

I am the Hourglass!

LOL =))

Music: Estelle feat. Kanye West - American Boy

Nagpaparamdam lang

Nanood ako ng Juno, Enchanted at The Eye kahapon kasama si Mina. Wala na kasi akong magawa sa bahay kaya nanood nalang ako. Enjoy naman kahit papano. Haha! Gusto ko pa manood. Nakakatamad na kasi dito sa bahay eh.

Hindi ko pa alam kung saan ako mag-aaral. Haha! Sa April 23 na enrollment sa UST. Accountancy yung course. Pareho kami ni Karla. Kaya lang nagparecon ako sa UP. Applied Math at Statistics yung courses. Eh sa May 6 at 23 pa yun. Waaah... di ko alam. Awww...

Music: Fall Out Boy - Beat It

Trip to UST

Pumunta kami ng UST nung Saturday para magpasa ng application form. Kasama ko sina Heide, Ralph, Lisette at Roanne. At yun, sa September 23 na agad ung test namin. Buti nalang, may kasama ko sa room, si Roanne. :D

Diretso kami ng Jollibee. At sa bus, lahat sila tulog. Kami lang ni Heide ang gising, at nag-iingay pa. Wahaha! >:)

Tapos Festival Mall. Nanood kami ng sine - I Know Who Killed Me. Wahaha! Sayang yung 120 pesos. Haha!

ITO ung iba pang pictures namin nung araw na un.

Music: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down

Good Morning, Baltimore!

Pinanood namin nung Saturday pagkauwi ko galing sa school ung Hairspray. Nilibre ako ni Mina. Ang ginastos ko lang, popcorn pati drinks. Tapos ako pa ung mas marami ung nakain. Haha!

Ayos lang naman yung pelikula. Kakatuwa. Pati ung mga kanta. Hahaha! :)) Kaya yun, pinaprint sakin ni Mina yung lyrics nung mga kanta sa Hairspray. Haha! Naadik. :D

Ito ung pangatlong pelikula na napanood ko ngayong August sa sinehan. Una, A Love Story. Tapos, Ouija. At ito ung pangatlo. Wahaha! Puro libre lahat ng yun! Hehe.

Music: Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned/I Think That She Knows

OCD

Rearranging matters rigidly may be a sign of OCD

Wala! Ginagawa ko lang to kahapon sa Nat'l Bookstore. Haha!

Project namin sa Health... manonood nitong limang movies na to:

• Aviator
• Rain Man
• Hide and Seek
• A Beatiful Mind
• Primal Fear

Tapos identify the different types of mental problems or personality disorder featured in the movies. Ayun! Na-assign samin ni Heide ung The Aviator. Eh di ko pinanood un, sinearch ko nalang. At yun! Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder >:)

Music: Hinder - Lips of an Angel

Ang Cute ng Ina Mo

Pinanood ko sa Robinson's Place Manila kasama si Juzel at yung kaklase niya. Haha! Napadpad kami dun kasi pinaayos ni Juzel yung kanyang cellphone.

ACNIM. Haha! Kakatuwa! Hindi naman dapat kami manonood nun eh. Nilibre lang kami nung kaklase ni Juzel :P Kaya ayun. Nakakatawa! Cute, cute, ang cute ng ina mo! ^_^ Ang galing nung sa badminton scene. Hehe. Kakaloko eh. Halos lahat ng scenes, nakakatawa. Haha! Basta yun na. Panoorin niyo nalang. Hahahaha!!!

Music: Rocksteddy - Superhero

Bad Tagalog Translations for English Movie Titles

1. Black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin!
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish - talakitok
12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. 4 weddings & a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click - isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay sa bundok
19. the day of the death - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. waterworld - basang-basa
21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month - ang sipsip
23. resident evil - ang biyenan
24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
27. annie hall - ang butas ni annie
28. never been kissed - pangit kasi
29. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
30. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
31. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
32. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
33. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
34. the lord of the rings - ang alahero

Galing kay Mina yun. Hahaha! Hahaha! Sige. Post lang ng post! May pasok na kasi bukas eh. MagBBUSY-BUSIHAN na naman. Haha!

Music: Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

KKK

Pinanood namin kanina sa Festival Mall. Kasama buong pamilya except JR. Himala kung kasama yun! Hehe.

Maganda yung pelikula. Nakakatuwa! Yung kay Bronson, basta yung anak ni Cheena. Kawawa eh, nilait-lait! ^_^ Kakatuwa kasi yung itsura eh. Hehe. Isa pang nakakatuwa ay yung nung katapusan na... nung binuhat pataas [parang hinagis] ni Gina Pareño yung apo niya. Hahaha! Basta, halos lahat nakakatuwa. Acting na acting si Judy Ann. Adik! Lalo na dun sa part nung Kasalo... nung nag-iskandalo siya dun sa Japanese restaurant. Kung anu-ano yung pinagsasabi niya dun kay Juliana at tsaka nung pagkaalis niya dun sa restaurant. Para siyang loko. Haha! Tapos pinakita yung bloopers sa huli. Hahaha! Hahaha!

Gusto ko panoorin yung Shake, Rattle and Roll 8. Haha!

Music: Soapdish - Pwede Ba?

Back to Back

A while ago, my sister and I watched two movies at our place. They're entitled Final Destination 3 and She's The Man. These two films have already been previewed in the cinemas. We just watched these because we're really bored and we wanted to enjoy our day.

Final Destination 3 is the sequel to the films, Final Destination 1 and 2. It has a tagline which is

This ride will be the death of you.

It is set in a rollercoaster. This film talks about a high school student who fails to stop the fated rollercoaster ride that she predicted would cause the deaths of several of her friends. She teams with her schoolmate in a race against time. It's a horror film and so gory because of the cause of their deaths such as bodies burned, beheaded and bodies cut into half.

Another film we watched was She's The Man. It's so interesting! A girl disguised as if she is her twin brother and come to his brother's school to join the soccer team in order to prove that she can do it even though she's a girl. It's a great film! =)

Music: Third Eye Blind - Deep Inside of You

School of Rock

Artist: School of Rock

Song: Zach's Song

Maybe we was makin' straight A's
But we was stuck in a dumb daze
Don't take much to memorize your lines
I feel like ive been a hypnotized
And then that magic man he come to town
Woo Wee
He spun my head round
He said recess is a session
2 and 2 make 5
and now baby oh im alive
O YEAH i am alive

and if you wanna be a teachers pet
well baby you just better forget it
Rock got no reason (BackGround Lyrics Uh La La La)
Rock got no Rhyme
You better get me to school on time
OH YEAH (yeah)

Oh you know i was on the Honor Roll
Got Good grades
and got no soul
Raise my hand before i would speed my mind
ive been biting my tongue to many times
and then that magic man sent u away
(uh huh)
do what magic man do
not what magic man say (say wat?)
now can i please have the attention of the class
todays assignment *cough cough*
KICK SOME ASS

and if you wanna be a teachers pet
well baby you just better forget it
Rock got no reason
Rock got no Rhyme
You better get me to school on time

and if you wanna be a teachers pet
well baby you just better forget it
Rock got no reason
Rock got no Rhyme
You better get me to school on time
OOOHHHYYYYEEEEAAAHHHHHH (yeah)

This is my final exam
Now you all know who i am
I may not be that perfect son
But ya'll be rocking when im done

(instrumental solo)