Panni Subtitols

Ray: It's OK...
(Subtitle: Do not fine, you is just fine.)

Rachel: Is Robby OK? Are you OK?
(Subtitle: Robby do not fine, you do not fine?)

Rachel: Is it over?
(Subtitle: What that finish?)

Ray: You better be there when I get back!
(Subtitle: Better is you over there moment I return.)

Ray: Everybody just relax, OK?
(Subtitle: Altogether only is dark.)

Ogilvy: They have been planning this for a million years.
(Subtitle: Have planned since millions of last year.)

Ogilvy: This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots...
(Subtitle: This non war again between Manon and of Maget.)

Ogilvy: This is an extermination.
(Subtitle: This is abbatoir.)

Ogilvy: Take them by surprise.
(Surprise: Give surprise them.)

Ray: You don't have anything to say to her, understand?
(Subtitle: You is there something that wish to be told? Understand.)

Ray: You gotta be quiet!
(Subtitle: You have to peace.)

Soldier: Everybody down!
(Subtitle: Altogether bow!!!)

-Bob Ong

Nakakatawa, diba? Haha! Galing yan sa Stainless Longganisa ni Bob Ong. Makikita ang mga linyang yan sa piniratang DVD ng War of the Worlds (2005). Nakakatawa talaga!

Marami pa kong ilalagay dito na makukuha sa mga libro ni Bob Ong. Ipopost ko yung mga yun 'pag wala akong magawa.

Bob Ong, Idol! :D

Music: Fall Out Boy - Thriller

Sampung Palatandaan na Bored at Malungkot ka

10. Nakikipagkwentuhan ka muna ng mga dalawang oras gabi-gabi bago matulog. Sa sarili mo.

9. Pagkatapos ng kwentuhan, naglalaro ka ng solitaire.

8. Pagkatapos ng solitaire, nagbabasa ka ng Yellow Pages.

7. Pagkatapos magbasa, gumagawa ka ng mga gasgas na Top Ten List na tulad nito.

6. Hindi mo tinatapos ang Top Ten List na naisip mong gawin.

-Bob Ong (Stainless Longganisa)

Music: Rissi Palmer - No Air

Kolehiyo

Dalawang linggo na lang pala, kolehiyo na ako. Kabilis ng panahon. Tila kailan lang. Hindi pa ako ginaganahan tumungtong ng kolehiyo. Ayoko pang mag-kolehiyo. Gusto kong bumalik ng hayskul. Sino bang may ayaw?

Accountancy ang aking napiling kurso. Hindi ko alam kung bakit. Marahil ay dahil na rin sa impluwensya ng aking tatay na noon ay naging estudyante rin ng Accountancy. Maaari rin namang dahil sa wala lang talaga akong matinding ninanais sa buhay kaya kahit ano na lamang kurso ang mapili. Hindi gaya ng ibang mga kabataan ngayon na sangkatutak ang mga pangarap sa buhay.

Dahil dito, mahihinuha na sadyang ayaw ko pa talagang mag-kolehiyo. Pero ganun talaga ang buhay at ang oras.

Ang drama.

Ayun lang. Nagpapapansin lang.

Musika: Fall Out Boy - Thnks fr th Mmrs

Happy Birthday! <3

Happy Happy Birthday, Mina! God bless. =)

Music: Keith Urban - Once In A Lifetime

Simply The Best!

Happy Birthday, Ma! =)

Belated Happy Mother's Day!

Music: Fall Out Boy - The Carpal Tunnel of Love

Strike Two

Hehe. Kanina nirelease yung results ng mga nagparecon sa UPLB na kailangan pa ng interview. Statistics and Applied Math ang mga napili ko. Sa kasamaang palad, hindi ako natanggap sa Stat. May 23 pa malalaman yung Applied Math. Haha! But its okay. Hindi na rin ako masyado umaasa sa Applied Math. USTe na talaga ko. Pero gusto ko rin naman sa UP. Kasi ika nga ni Porks:

Maguplb ka nalang pagnarecon ka. Malaki matitipid ng pamilya mo. Haha!

Pero ang mas masaklap, bago ang kaganapang yun ay nawalan/nadukutan ako ng phone sa bus patungong UPLB. Another JBX (Jonathan Barcena Experience). Wala pang isang taon, o kalahating taon, nawalan ulit ako ng phone. Nakawala ako ng phone nung 11-22-07. Ngayon ay 05-06-08. Wala lang. Haha! Strike Two.

Nakakatuwa talaga ang JBX na yun. Maraming sumuportang mga kaibigan at kaklase. Tinext kasi ni Julianne silang lahat na tawagan yung phone ko. Maraming salamat sa mga sumuporta. Malaki na ang naitulong niyong yun. At syempre, salamat sa mga kasama ko. Sila ang umagapay sa 'kin habang hinahanap ang phone ko. Nagkaroon pa ng kapkapan sa bus. Natawa nalang ako. Hindi gaya nung first time kong makawala, medyo nalungkot at naluha-luha pa. Haha! Wala pang experience eh. Ngayon, nginitian ko nalang kaysa naman malungkot. Nakamove on na ko. Kaya lang yung pamilya ko, hindi pa. Hindi nila masyadong pinansin yung unang pagkawala nung phone ko eh. Unang beses pa lang kasi. Ngayon naman, sila yung nagdadalamhati. 'Di makarecover/makamove on. Lol :))

Kaya lang nanghihinayang rin naman ako, kasi nakaunli yun. Joke! Wala na kong magagamit ngayon sa pagtetext gabi-gabi - sa pagpupuyat. Mamimiss ko lahat ng mga katext ko gabi-gabi. Haha! Nakakalungkot naman. Salamat sa lahat ng nakiramay, lalo na kina Locs at Roanne. Sila ang mga naging susi para malaman ng pamilya ko na nawala yung phone. Hindi na ako nahirapan pang sabihin. Haha!


Music: Jason Mraz - Clockwatching

Musika ng Buhay

1.Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.

3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 10 people to play this game too.

How are you feeling today?
♪ Waiting On The World To Change - John Mayer

Will you get far in life?
♪ Like You - Bow Wow

How do your friends see you?
♪ Bitch - Meredith Brooks

Will you get married?
♪ Anonymous - Bobby Valentino

What is your life's theme song?
♪ Collide - Howie Day

What is the story of your life?
♪ Far Away - Nickelback

What was high school like?
♪ Kiwi - Maroon 5

How can you get ahead in life?
♪ Everywhere - Michelle Branch

What is tomorrow going to be like?
♪ Mockingbird - Eminem

What is the best thing about your friends?
♪ Gallery - Mario Vasquez

What is in store for the next weekend?
♪ Down With The Sickness - System of a Down

What song best describes you?
♪ Break You - Marion Raven

How is your life going?
♪ Cat and Mouse - RJA

What song will play at your funeral?
♪ Everything's Magic - Angels and Airwaves

How does the world see you?
♪ Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic At The Disco

Will you have a happy life?
♪ Thriller - Fall Out Boy

What do your friends really think of you?
♪ Deep Inside Of You - Third Eye Blind

What song describes the person you're attracted to?
♪ So Simple - Stacie Orrico

What message would you like to tell the next generation?
♪ Back Into You - Amber

Do you have a deep dark secret?
♪ Make It Work - Ne-Yo

That's Life, Pare!

So heres how it works:

Open your choice of music player (iTunes, Windows, Real, etc.) and put it on shuffle.
Press play.
For every question type the song thats on.
When you go to a new question press the next button.

Opening credits:
→ How Many Words - Blake Lewis

Waking up:
→ Everywhere - Yellowcard

First date:
→ Lips of an Angel - Hinder

Falling in love:
→ Soulja Girl - Soulja Boy

Fight scene:
→ The Way I Was - Maroon 5

Breaking up:
→ My Humps - Alanis Morissette

Getting back together:
→ Infatuation - Maroon 5

Life's okay:
→ 4 Minutes - Madonna and Justin Timberlake

Mental breakdown:
→ Keep My Composure - The Chemical Brothers

Driving:
→ My Heroine - Silverstein

Flashback:
→ The Promise - New Found Glory

Partying:
→ Crazy - Simple Plan

Happy dance:
→ In The End - Drake Bell

Regretting:
→ Save The Last Dance For Me - Michael Bublé

Long night alone:
→ Over It - Katharine McPhee

Death scene:
→ Baby Love - Nicole Scherzinger

End credits:
→ Hypnotized - Akon