College Dictionary

Absent - protest to a lousy teacher

Allowance - force that motivates you to go to school

Ballpen - bestseller of the bookstore

Bonus - the key to pass the exam

Clinic - home of the best actors and actresses

Eraser - throwable weapon of an angry teacher

I.D. - alternative ruler to draw a straight line

Late - happens when the teacher arrives earlier than expected

Studying - causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill

Tomorrow - deadline

Uniform - where you wipe your wet hands after going to CR


Music: Fergie - Here I Come

Google your name

Type in the following and choose the first choice (that makes sense) that appears on the list.

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search:
+ Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards.

2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
+ Jonathan looks like he is about to lose the game.

3. Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
+ Jonathan likes to Sing.

4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
+ Jonathan says Goodbye.

5. Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
+ Jonathan wants to smoke, drink and sniff.

6. Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
+ Jonathan does the Spider Man dance at a birthday party.

7. Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
+ Jonathan hates the way he feels.

8. Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
+ Jonathan goes Country.

9. Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
+ Jonathan loves Heroes.

10. Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
+ Jonathan is that brilliant little fire that burns within us all, that lives only for those moments when we reach perfection.


Music: Matt White - New York Girls

from Locs

Tungkol sa School. Wahehe!

PRE-SCHOOL:
1. Ano ang sinasabi mo noong bata ka pa na gusto mong maging paglaki mo?
- doktor. naulul lang.
2. Ano ang isang bagay na na-enjoy mong gawin noon?
- maglaro.
3. Bakit?
- bata pa ko nun eh.
4. Anong age ka ba pumasok?
- 3 o 4 ata.
5. Sinong teacher mo noon?
- wala na kong maalala. hehe!
6. Anong pangyayari ang hindi mo makalimutan?
- yung natamaan ako sa mata nung hinagis na bagay nung kaklase ko. ayun! bulag! :))
7. Kilala mo pa mga teachers mo?
- hindi na.
8. Iyakin ka ba noon?
- siguro.
9. Hinahatid kba pg papuntang school?
- hindi ko na alam eh.

GRADE SCHOOL:
10. Gagu ba principal nyo?
- di nga eh.
11. Anong paborito mong laro?
- moro-moro.
12. May club ka bang sinalihan?
- wala eh.
13. maingay ka ba nuon?
- hindi naman. hindi talaga.
14. May kinakatakutan ka bang teacher?
- meron din naman kahit papano.
15. Bakit?
- wala lang. siguro sa itsura? wahaha!
16. Pano ka pumupunta sa school?
- service.
17. Marunong ka na bang mag-commute ng panahong ito?
- hindi pa.
18. Paano ka mag-aral?
- yung aral ng normal na bata.
19. Mahilig ka bang kumain ng tusok-tusok?
- medyo.
20. Responsable ka bang estudyante?
- ayos lang. haha!

HIGH SCHOOL:
21. Saan ka nag-high school?
- MunSci
22. Anu mga section mo?
- avogadro, einstein, fleming, pythagoras
23. May-CAT ba kayo noon?
- meron.
24. Kumakain ka ba habang nasa klase?
- minsan. pag nasa mood.
25. Tamad ka bang pumasok?
- minsan.
26. Sinong principal nyo?
- Madeleine Ann Diaz.
27. Kilala ka ba nya? Ano tawag nya sa'yo?
- hindi eh.
28. May naging kaso ka ba nun?
- wala naman.
29. sinu-sino mga kasama mu ng hs?
- madami eh.
30. sinong siga noon?
- ewan.
31. san kau madalas nag fie2ld trip??
- isang beses lang nagfield trip. sa batangas lang.
32. ano mas gsto mo: math or science?
- math.
33. san ka madalas pumpunta after class?
- kung san-san. nung nagbukas ang SM Tunasan, dun na. Haha!
34. nag cutting class k na ba??
- hindi ata. gud.
35. pnka fave mo na section at bkit?
- einstein, fleming at pythagoras. haha! lahat na. masaya kasi e.


Music: John Farnham - You're The Voice